an entirely inappropriate smirk


normal, comfortable places

Glazed Lemon and Fruit Ricotta Cookies

the woods at the end of town

Be The Glitterbomb You Want To See In the World!

…how could you want to miss this?

on our sleeves

Keep what is worth keeping…

Lift Toolkit #1 – Responding|Reacting

How do we find the compassionate path in the next four years – and the years that follow?

You’ve Got Mail

The Call of the Wild

Then? Then he gave me the look.

like a secret

He didn’t even know I was there.


Tankyou, Unka

Town House Cocktail Lounge – August 3, 1986


Sweater Weather

Can I be your fag hag?

Kiss a few frogs before…

complicated multiracial power names

Visiting the Emerald City

adventure shoes

a spider lives in my desk

generational stories

let my instincts have what they wanted

grains of sand under his feet



Seasons of Glove

woe is me menopausal dramas on cable television


The Ringing

One day you are in, the next day…..

for yourself

Cruella gets her coffee




lingering facial hair inadequacy issues

The Girl from Ipanema Has A Cough


Indiana Jones and The Golden Latte of Truth

Hello, my name is….

Sleeping Beauty


Party in the USA

when the zombie apocalypse does come

amongst peers

Lunch in my mind with SBG

Bob’s Mole Style Stewed Chicken

‘a moment of sudden revelation or insight’



The Hindenburg mated with a red throw rug

Madame Defarge


National Geographic



“I’m through with men and all they meant to me!”

The Good Shepherd

Glitter Bomb

don’t make grandpa come over the counter and kill you

satisfied smile

Explain that to your burned crotch


Brave, Brave Thanksgiving Knight

Miranda! Miranda! Miranda!

Who is he?

Raspberry Meringue Cookies with Chocolate Chips and Walnuts

Wunda Bred, 2014 Senior Caucasian Rapper of the Year

like a blanket by the fireplace

all malice and worry, now away

The Whore Flu

they’re there

Darth Vader Kill Voice vs. Indifferent Cycling Spawn

crimson leaves

Bob’s Kitchen Video #1: Parmesan Chicken

I’m gonna wash those brains right outta my hair….

The Flavorless Kale Salad of Ultimate Despair

supernaturally dark

Seared Chicken and Autumn Vegetables

perpetual country western slow dance

Dramatically Different

Can we do it together?


Babs & The Buddha

Don’t look at me like that

Don’t give me that adorable makes-me-weak-in-the-knees Ginger Power Pout™

a matter of taste

Oh, how I hate being called ‘boy’

For Rent

Mobile Assessment

Magic Words

Sleepy Hollow

may or may not be based on real events