(150 words) Friendship over in 5…. 4….. 3…..

“Blasphemer!”

“What?”

“Who is Donna Summer? Really? That’s like asking ‘Who is Barbra Streisand?’ ”

“Um,” he said, hesitating.

“Good lord honey, do they teach you baby gays anything about your cultural history?”

“I know Britney and…”

“I know you didn’t just try to group Babs and The Donna with the Mickey Mouse Club?”

“The what?”

“Oh, nevermind. We’re going to have to give you a crash course: Babs. Donna. Diana. I will tie you down.”

“Wait, is she singing about leaving a cake out in the rain?”

“You are hopeless.”

“Green icing? She lost the recipe? Doesn’t she know about the Googles?”

“You should stop speaking now.”

“She sounds like a hot mess, this Donna chick.”

“Friendship over in 5…4….3…”