(150 words) (NSFW) The Fagat Guide

It occurred to me over coffee that what the world needed was a Fagat guide. Enough with Grindr and Scruff – what we need is a rating app. Fagat’s editorial team would enthusiastically curate the best bottoms, middles and tops in 18 cities worldwide and serve them up to you in a fun and accessible way so you can enjoy the best the city has to offer. Along with pictures and descriptions, it would ask users to separately rate the Fuck, Decor, Cleanliness and Service on a 0-3 point scale (0 = fair/poor, 1 = good, 2 = very good, 3 = excellent). These ratings are averaged and presented on Fagat’s 40-point scale. Play buddies are also asked to share witty and insightful comments about their experiences, which their editors would curate into concise reviews that help users make quick and informed decisions. “Martin is a lot of fun, but needs to sing a lot less Sondheim while on the fuck bench.”