MFFIT

Seasons of Glove

woe is me menopausal dramas on cable television

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The Ringing

One day you are in, the next day…..

for yourself

Cruella gets her coffee

Shelby

Toast

Vibrations

lingering facial hair inadequacy issues

The Girl from Ipanema Has A Cough

Singularity

Indiana Jones and The Golden Latte of Truth

Hello, my name is….

Sleeping Beauty

relativity

Party in the USA

when the zombie apocalypse does come

amongst peers

Lunch in my mind with SBG

‘a moment of sudden revelation or insight’

Fiberliscious

invisibility

The Hindenburg mated with a red throw rug

Madame Defarge

Handwritten

National Geographic

Scrooge

Muir

“I’m through with men and all they meant to me!”

The Good Shepherd

Glitter Bomb

don’t make grandpa come over the counter and kill you

satisfied smile

Explain that to your burned crotch

Graviphobia

Brave, Brave Thanksgiving Knight

Miranda! Miranda! Miranda!

Who is he?

Wunda Bred, 2014 Senior Caucasian Rapper of the Year

like a blanket by the fireplace

all malice and worry, now away

The Whore Flu

they’re there

crimson leaves

I’m gonna wash those brains right outta my hair….

The Flavorless Kale Salad of Ultimate Despair

supernaturally dark

perpetual country western slow dance

Dramatically Different

Can we do it together?

Beautiful

Babs & The Buddha

Don’t look at me like that

Don’t give me that adorable makes-me-weak-in-the-knees Ginger Power Pout™

a matter of taste

Oh, how I hate being called ‘boy’

For Rent

Mobile Assessment

Magic Words

Sleepy Hollow

may or may not be based on real events

There must be a story there….

Where you goin’ studly?

Clouds in my Coffee

Basketball Torture Hour

perfect red ink cursive

(150 words) BluRay

Listening

Nothing worse than an old queen with a head cold

Always more to learn

never underestimate the long lasting effects of the lesbimullet

(150 words) A Shitload of Purple

(150 words) “Straight” Acting

(150 words) Grrrl!

(150 Words) puzzle pieces

(150 Words) The Royal Donut Shop

(150 words) less than three seconds

(150 words) in time

(150 words) making you understand

(150 words) silence

(150 Words) Shostakovich

(150 words) What they want to see

(150 words) I can’t date who you used to be…..

(150 words) Wedding Day

(150 words) Writing about Sex

(150 words) Morticia

(150 words) Mickey Mouse Club

(150 words) that usually follows….

(150 words) Sleeping Beauty

(150 words) Flossing

(150 words) Echoes of War and Joy

(Remembrance) I saw the entire sky ‘powdered with stars’

(150 words) Friendship over in 5…. 4….. 3…..

(150 words) Suffocating Justin Beiber

(150 words) Only One

(150 words) You Smell Really Good

(150 Words) The Gardener