"It's not you, it's me." "I know what you want, and I want different things." "We're at different places in our lives." (and the worst) "I thought I wanted a different kind of relationship but I was wrong. There is no 'why it didn't work' it just didn't, and I need to move on." The Cliche Tsunami continued on for a few more sentences. What got in his craw the most was the laziness. The least amount of work possible. Such bullshit. Once the veneer of a charming smile wore off, that was all that was left. Anyone that's ever been in any kind of relationship will tell you that romance is not for the weak, and it's not the work of the lazy man. He didn't even finish reading it, with a slight sigh, he just tapped delete.